SaSa story (noun):

1. a story told by SaSa Bedolfe.
2. a story that is poorly told, as it lacks a proper narrative, conclusion or punch line, and is comical for all the wrong reasons; may prompt blank stares, laughter, or sarcasm such as "Good story, SaSa" and "Tell it again" from listeners.
3. a term coined by members of the Swarthmore College swim team to describe any story told in the jumbled style of a SaSa story.